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When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.
Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!
Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.
Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."
When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.
I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.
A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction
Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested
A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.
Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.