The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
A slumber party where your local white gay person gets sandwiched with a bunch of black people, creamed, and passed on to the next
Gary did u have fun at the Oreo Cream Slumber Party last night
"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"
when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.
I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!
HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH
As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face
I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face