Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

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Pee your pants challenge

The WORST tiktok challenge ever, where people say "pee your pants challenge!" And then proceed to piss their pants like fuckin toddlers even tho they're teens. STOP IT. JUST STOP IT.

Random crackhead: pee your pants challenge! *pisses*

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nice pants/ big earing

when one is surrounded by companions and feels like complimenting a person on their physical features, these terms would be used.

---Man 1- yo look at that girl... SHE HAS NICE
Man 2- Pants!!! nice pants
---Girl 1- Joel is soooooo hot!!!! he must have a big
Girl 2- Earing! yes Amanda, he does have a big earing.
-----she/he has nice pants/ big earing

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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans

Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...

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Liar liar pants on fire!

A little sentence that kids in elementary school uses to say that your lying.For example,you say that your mom is ARIANA GRANDE and everyone knows that its fake right,so the kids would come at you saying"PFF,LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE"and then run away from you.Its more like a term used to say that youre obviously lying and they are mocking of that fact.

Liar liar pants on fire!ahah!

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Spong Bob Square Pants

Basicly it is when your having sex with a girl from behind ass or vagina , and you finish she turns around , you wack her in the head with a frozen root beer bottle and while she is uncontious you pour rubbing alcohol in her ass hole

yo that bitch had the clap so i Spong Bob Square Pants her ass.

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Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.

I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).

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