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An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.
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A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.
I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.
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Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.
Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.
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The world's most problematic High School, 2019.
Freshman: DRAMA. The guys in the grade think they're the shit when their faces are full of acne and unibrow, and their teeth look like traffic cones. Most problematic and undeveloped grade.
Sophomore: Probably the most unproblematic grade and the grade that is most in unison. other than all the girls in the grade smoking in the last bathroom stall together, they're okay.
Juniors: ART FREAKS. Think their style is the most amazing thing to grace this earth and most of them dream of going to UAL (University of Arts in London) Their grade is also very in unison. THEY LOVE THE SENIORS and like the Sophomores but HATE the freshman, They're so judgmental and rude to them.
Seniors: Love each other so much. Everyone is friends with everyone. Super sweet. All very mature and very developed. THEY LOVE THE JUNIORS.
"What school do you go to?"
"Universal American School of Dubai (UAS)"
"oh ok bye"
"why?"
"I've Heard how problematic the kids at UAS are, No thank you"
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There has been much said about men and women and their respective dating strategies. Much of the ‘rules’ about these gender interactions have been debated and discussed for years. When does a person slip out of that ‘potential mate’ category and into the friend-zone?This theory proposes that it is less about time, and more about the dimensions that surround the particular relationship that dictates this.
One must first imagine an American-Indian T.P or tent pole that was first used in the mid-18th century and is still being used today. It can be closed by closing the flap and this flap can be held open to allow for easy entry and exit into the tent. If one were to apply this picture to a relationship between a man and a woman, it will allow for the theory to be understood. The theory says that when the flap is open, the relationship still has potential to turn into a romantic one. However, once this flap is closed and the time has elapsed, the relationship enters the friend-zone as referred to earlier and it remains this way. The potential for any further romantic activity or feelings has diminished.
The reasons for the closing of the flap are specific to the relationship. Examples could be lack of common ground, lack of sexual attraction, an immobile man not ‘making the move’ and a host of others.
Rob: "Oh my shattered nations, i better move fast, cause according to The American-Indian T.P. Flap theory, my flap is closing soon with Shaniqua!"
The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex
I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?
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Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.
American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama
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