A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.
Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.
The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.
that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.
someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit
Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there
A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”