1) Any induvidual who enjoys performing the act of anal sex by exploring the cave of the unknown with his penile probe. See also ass spelunker
Whoa man, that Mario is such an ass stabber. He just loves to stick his johnson up the hershey highway.
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A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
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A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
โRush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.โ
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An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.
"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"
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