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When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.
When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, while in a vehicle. You check it but it was just the vehicle.
Dude, I get crazy car vibes when you drive.
Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.
Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.
A Camera Car is the car used in the filming of illegal street races. The Camera Car is stout, but tends to waiver out of street races due to numerous cars being much faster than it. You do NOT want to be beat by a Camera Car
Guy one: Lets race this camera car
Guy 2: Don't let him beat you, or everyone will make fun of you.
A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."