<3

<3 has been so overused it doesn't even mean what it looks like anymore. People use it when they want to show someone they are happy with them. When you do something for someone and they just give you a <3 it doesn't mean much.

SkAtErChIkC: OMG I <3 YOU THANKIEEEEEES
somedude2: lol...

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tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

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Hungwee

A way of telling someone you need food.

I are so hungwee!!!!

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Across the street

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.

When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!

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car vibe

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, while in a vehicle. You check it but it was just the vehicle.

Dude, I get crazy car vibes when you drive.

aggro

When a creature in an mmorpg attacks you without warning when you step inside it's attack radius.

Aww crap, that 65 elite dragonkin just aggroed.

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I can't care

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.

So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.

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