Dad

That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.

Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!

Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

Dad

Left for milk

My dad has left for milk -everyone

Dad

MEAN MEAN MAN

Dad is really mean mean man

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Man I woke up hungover with the DADS.

Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

DAD

She got that WAP I got that DAD. We be da balance

...First said by Crank Lucas

DAD= Dry Ass Dick