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Suck My Nutrients

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)

boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!

by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010

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suck big daddy crow

Phrase that is an extended yet more colorful expression of the standard "suck my dick" expletive.

Getting ready to speak, Betsy was cut off before she even started when Brandon loudly snapped, "Bitch, don't even. Y'know God wasted a perfectly good asshole by giving you teeth. Which kind of reminds me,aren't you supposed to be sucking my dick right about now?" Looking at the clock on the wall for confirmation, Brandon answered himself, "Should be, now get over here and suck big daddy crow before I have to slap a ho".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021


black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick

Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

by Papยก March 1, 2017

131๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 26, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty February 17, 2011

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life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 4, 2007

1505๐Ÿ‘ 303๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my dick pdsb

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016