Dad : Imma get some milk!
Mom: Okay!
13 years later and your sad still hasnโt come back
26๐ 9๐
When ur dad has sadly disappeared
"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"
The act of needing to go get milk from the store.
I have to go get milk from the store.
5๐ 3๐
Phrase
Means fuck my dick
Means boobs/dick/pussy cums
Gets some milk and FUCK ME
Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again
8๐ 38๐
The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
45๐ 2๐
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after youโve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
37๐ 2๐
The sentence of every disappearance.
-Hey son, I need to get the milk
-Ok hurry back though.
(5 years later)
-Father?