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klaus

when someone says something extremly stupid or dumb

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020

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Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"

by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022

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Klaus

Klaus Mikaelson is a lead character on the show The Originals. He is, as is implied by the show's title, an Original vampire, well hybrid, technically. Regardless, he is a pure and utter cinnamon roll, but only the inside...the very inside...like the center of Earth inside. He is often portrayed as an anti-hero, and this title suits him quite well. Additionally, he is often referred to as the bastard son, since he was born out of an affair that this mother Esther had with an werewolf named Ansel, all the whilst she was married to Mikael.

"Who's your favorite character on The Originals?"
"Klaus, of course!!"

by Karma Akabane (Avocado) July 25, 2018

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klaus

A slang word for penis

Never nice

Gets coal for christmas

All German men are a klaus

by yr slang January 7, 2014

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Klaus

Klaus is the most sexiest person in the world he could punch me and I’d apologise. Everyone needs to get railed by him.

Klaus is so sexy

by Stewart the fish January 17, 2022


Klaus

Klaus is one of the kindest, most understanding people in the world and you'll be lucky to have him in your life. He's handsome, compassionate and intelligent. He may have certain little quirks, but you'll learn to love them. He is talented, but rather modest, so don't be afraid to show him your support. Sometimes he might not be in the mood to do much of anything, but with enough time and patience, you'll come to enjoy the quiet moments together with him. And then go crazy. Anything could happen with him around.

"Oh hey, it's Klaus! Nice to see you."
"Klaus is a great boyfriend, he makes me very happy"

by SaltyBaskets November 12, 2021

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KLAUS

"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan

said with German Accent

To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather

by Movie Producer Zack May 17, 2007

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