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Hot guy, but usually a player. Never asks girls out only flirts with them, sexy nonetheless and girls are always somehow getting sucked in by this slightly jerky charmer.
Always surrounded, usually alone. Did it to yourself Mikey!
267👍 86👎
A man who was gifted with magical hands.
Said to be a sexual deviant who can make the ladies tremble with delight at the pleasures protruding from his fingers.
Girl: "That guy knew exactly what to do with his hands! I think I'm in love..."
Friend: "Ha! Sounds like a Mike!"
kasha cars michael one night stand sock monkey hot love fingers hands magic love
226👍 73👎
The Best Leader in the world no has the heart that Mike has. If your real enough to get close to him he will put his life on the line for you. He's the most recognized, most respectable, and most feared. Feared for great reasons however, guys fear him because his greatness cannot be denied (Or they basically worship him like a GOD), Girls fear him because unlike most guys he is unreadable & unpredictable & he really just wont take shit from anyone.
Guy: Mike's here, man he aint even all that
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
19👍 4👎
A guy who love to have fun with Echo Sound Woman.
Person 1 - 'Did you see that guy with Echo Sound Woman?
Person 2 - 'Yeah, he's such a Mike...'
148👍 48👎
A Mike is an amazing being! He has a heart of gold and whilst he says he is not romantic, a Mike is really one of the most thoughtful, kind and romantic people you’ll ever meet. He manages your crazy and makes you feel special and loved every day. He will make you laugh more than anyone and is very silly. His sense of humour is only let down by his love of Tim Vine. He can seem quiet and shy to others sometimes but around those he loves he is the centre of their world and his awesomeness shines brightly. I love every minute I spend with Mike and only wish I had had a Mike to share my life with sooner. He will make you the happiest you have ever been and bring love, laughter, sexiness, adventure, warmth, brilliance, some interesting smells and an awful lot of gravy to your life. I am excited to see what the future has in store with a Mike at my side and hope he will always be there!
Me: I love you, I love you, I love you!!!
Mike: Spaz
Someone to hot for you. Can sing very well. Makes everyman inside the room with him jizz their pants so much, they die.
221👍 75👎
The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.
Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!
176👍 66👎