Broke-person day! It's the day where you have no money left because of Christmas
"Guess what? It's broke girl/boi day a.k.a. January 1!
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the day the best man on this earth qian kun was born
βholy shit itβs january 1st, the day qian kun was bornβ
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YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times
Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Me: it's January 1
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BITCH WE HELPED RAISE THESE KIDS TO TF we helped this kids do sum things they do up till today.(sister)A sister is a woman or girl who shares one or more parents with another individual. january 1
The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.
Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist
January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.
You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!
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