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If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!
YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to
May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day
Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie
If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞
Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why
You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.
That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.
Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?
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An amazing spring day where the best pool parties take place. Almost everyone born on this day is beautiful, smart, and lucky.
Oh my god, you're perfect! Were you born on May 11?
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Happy birthday Josephine I wish you the greatest times watch your back PS 4.6 million people are on this website
Oh man it’s May 11 oh tell Josephine to watch her back
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My girlfriend was born on this day and I just want to say I LOVE YOU
You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing
Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing
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