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The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!
Friend: Hey what day is it today?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: He’ll yeah let’s get it on.
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National make out with your bestie day
Laura: “hey Joan it’s October 13th ;)”
Joan: “what?”
*Laura makes out with Joan*
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October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required
Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!
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National tit pic day
A girl must send tit pics to a person that she is talking to on on this day
boy - hey it’s October 13th
girl - oh yeh let me send you something
*sends tit pic*
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It’s Grab a tall ye ye boys titty <3
October 13th
Short human: Aye mr ye ye come here and let me touch your titty
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Kiss the person you like the most
Kiss your crush anywhere on October 13th
People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.
You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard