Hey itβs January 18 I think I should just sleep
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The day where you can take your best friends hoodie without them saying no.
Bro itβs January 18 you canβt say no boiiii.
InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles
" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "
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People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.
Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.
Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
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January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!
Flex that muscle babey
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
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The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah
Phoopachinga: Wah sah itβs january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS
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