A day for all those special hoes out there to finally celebrate their parents’ weak pullout game.
An October 18th Poem
It’s my birthday
it’s a great day
Tom Holland told me that he’s not gay
but he let me do him anyway.
And I know you might not believe that Tommy would go for me
but he became a hoe for me
And let me just say
he loved going low for me
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National Give your boyfriend your scrunchie day.
Hey did you know October 18th is National give your boyfriend a scrunchie day?
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National Hug A Person With Glasses day, you can hug anybody you want that wears glasses.
Its October 18! National Hug A Person With Glasses day!
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shredded cheese day. you’re only allowed to eat cheese if it’s shredded. start shredding the news
madison: You excited for october 18?
aij: hell yeah. i’ve been stocking up my shredded cheese for months!!!
madison: bring some of that cheese bro!!!
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October 18 is national crackhead day.This is a day to respect all crackheads whether it’s on school grounds or anywhere else.
Yo I wanna beat the shit out of Connor right now . Me: You can’t it’s October 18 which is national crackhead day
National fuck your girlfriend day.
Yo bro do you know what day it is, it’s October 18 let’s get some.
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