18

The day your life officially ends.

I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.

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18

The age man’s life officially die slowly but surely.

*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!

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18

The fake age of majority.

Face it, you're a child until you're 21.

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18

A song written by Alice Cooper about the legal age of adulthood in the United States.

"Well i'm 18, and I can do what I want" - Alice Cooper

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18

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.

<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*

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18

Legal age for purchasing and consuming alcohol in the UK

Ten seconds past midnight, its my 18th birthday, Lets go get wasted and this time ill use my REAL ID

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18

18 is the legal drinking/gambling age in Australia and most country's except for the USA, where it is still believed 20 year olds can be deterred from booze by shoddy ID laws.
The age every child should move out of home (unless already gone) and go to work/university.

"I turned 18 yesterday and went to the bar I have been drinking at for 2 years and showed them my ID. They congratulated me for successfully tricking them. I am already addicted to betting on dogs/horses/poker mahines."

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