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The day where you have to send a booty pic if asked
Guy:hey…can you send a booty pic?
Girl:why?
Guy:cause its February 19
An amazing girl was born that day. This girl is so creative and has lots of friends. She can be sweet but when you make her mad she will ignore you, so be careful. Her beautiful green eyes are mesmerizing. We love her!
Wow, it’s February 19th time to celebrate the most creative girl’s birthday!
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bully your shortest friend day
go bully your short friend on february 19
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It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.
Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
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This is the day we’re no homo isn’t a thing
You can say anything and do anything and it won’t be even slightly gay
Yooo you lookin kinda thicc daquan
bruh u gay
It’s February 19th tho
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Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.
Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?
Dude 2: yes
Bully: "Owww, What was that for? D:"
Us: "Its February 19, remember?"
Bully: "oh..... *runs home*"