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National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!
Hey girl! It’s March 23, you know what that means
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If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.
Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.
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March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.
Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*
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people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him
“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”
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matt: why are you eating chicken
William: because it is march 23
matt: oh okay im going to eat my chicken too
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Give the ugliest guy at school head
Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head
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