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The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.
Germany uses a 24-hour clock.
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The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.
“I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.”
“For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.”
“Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
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When your girlfriend breaks up with you, waits a short period of time (Usually one day, but no longer than a week) and then decides she wants to date again, then breaks up with you 24 hours later.
Yo, bro - That bitch pull that 24 hour shit on you man?
Yeah dude, she did. But atleast I fucked her one last time.
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a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.
the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada
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The 24 Hour Flu is the debilitating after effects of drinking too much liquor. It is called the 24 hour flu because you feel as if you have the stomach flu, except without the 2 week duration of the actual virus. Common causes of the 24 hour flu are lemon parties (not to be confused with the shock pic), vodka, whiskey, Jagermeister, rum, everclear, tequila or any other hard liquor. It is the most common cause of missing employees on monday because of hard partying over the weekend.
Employee: Boss, I can't come into work today.
Boss: Why not?
Employee: I have the 24 hour flu, I should be back on Tuesday.
Boss: Okay, I understand, get a lot of rest and drink a lot of fluids.
Employee: Thanks man. *Barf*
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The 24 hour rule? This goes hand-in-hand with the three day rule. The 24 hour rule states that you’re supposed to call the girl you slept with within 24 hours of said deed or she knows deep in her heart that you don’t give a flying fuck!
Did he call you after your slumber party?
No... and the 24 hour rule has never failed me. I guess he's just not interested...
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when you smoke weed and u still feel it 24 hours laer
i got 24 hours of power nigger
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