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A young girl or jail bait with large breasts who looks a lot older than she really is.
Friend 1: "Bro did you see the chest on that girl?"
Friend 2: "Yeah but I have the feeling that it's a Boobie Trap."
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An over-da-shoulder boulder-holder dat "traps" Da Girls so dat dey don't just wobble and bounce around freely.
Gals in "civilized" countries often have bigger/heavier boobs, since they're always inside garments dat secure and "coddle" them, and this "protected environment" lets them "flourish 'n' mature" more, just the same as fruits or vegetables raised in a greenhouse usually get bigger than produce grown outdoors in the cold and wind. Ladies in tropical "topless" nations, however, just let their "girls" hang right out in the open, so they don't need to wear a boobie-trap 'cuz their titties generally stay fairly small and ultra-firm, and so they don't sway or wiggle around much, anyway.
When a beautiful woman becomes a cock-block by making your woman so jealous that she won't sleep with you.
I would have gotten laid last night if it weren't for the booby trap who came out with us.
When foreign people warn you of potential in-trappings that could potentially harm you, while in a dark cave under an old restaurant and while wearing an old NY Yankees hat.
"Watch out!! It's a booby trap!!" - Johnny Moises Sanchez
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What happens when a lady with big jugs is examining a bear trap display a little too closely.
Madonna: Ooooh, bear traps!
*SNAP*
Madonna: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!! MAH BOOBS!!!!
Store Clerk: DAMN, now that's a booby trap!
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When receiving oral sex (in the seated position for men, lying back for women), a person releases a loud, preferably really smelly fart into the face of the person on the giving end, the result being like a booby trap blowing up in someone's face.
Jim - I set off a booby trap into Jenny's face last night!
Joe - Wow, how pissed was she?
Jim - Shut up and help me find my nuts...
Jenny - I set off a booby trap into Jim's face last night!
Jill - Wow, how pissed was he?
Jenny - He told me to do it again, the perv!
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when a woman uses her fantastically big awesome boobs as a smokescreen to lure a man into thinkin that the whole package is hot as well, by some sort of booby magic that drives a manner into a state of altered consciousness preventing him from seeing anything but boobs
Hey Bob, so I went out with this awesome chick the other night, the total package.... but then last night I saw her again and turns out she booby trapped the hell outta me the first time by hoisting that fantastic rack up in my face.
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