VERB For BRF ( Bitchy Resting Face)
Pronounced Burf-ing
See also Burf
Why are you Burfing?
To burf is to dry hump another human from behind. It's basically doing the doggystyle sex position, but with clothing on. This is very common in Provo, Utah or other areas where premarital sex is discouraged.
Bro, I got into it with this chick last night and burfed so hard. But it's cool cause we didn't have sex, I can still go to church on Sunday.
Bro, I burfed so hard last night I have rashes on my tip.
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Sound used as an interjection when a conversation is boring.
<sap> So I was at the mall...
<you> BURF!
<sap> .......
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a shart from your mouth.
"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"
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A person who is:
1. Crude
2. Annoying
3. A parent who tries to hard to be cool by their child's standard's so they
a. make a fool of themselves
b. Embarrasses their child
c. Fail
d. All of the above
4. All of the above
You are such a Burf for making up new song lyrics.
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An extremely fat, stupid asshole that deserves to die
Hey, you Burf! Vacate before i make you die by death, mother fucker!
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When you have a really hard workout by Coach Burford. It typically involves some form of screaming, or something involving a lot of pain, and if you give up, you're fucked.
"SHIT there's Coach Burford!! We're gonna get burfed!!"
"Shoot me now!!!"
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