burfed

defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition

The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.

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burfed

When you have a really hard workout by Coach Burford. It typically involves some form of screaming, or something involving a lot of pain, and if you give up, you're fucked.

"SHIT there's Coach Burford!! We're gonna get burfed!!"
"Shoot me now!!!"

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burf

a mix between a burp and barf

"ugh yuck, i just burfed!"

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burf

When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.

Oh Dude I think I just burfed!

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burf

to lie on someone or to someone

Why you burfing on me?

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Burf

An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)

Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!

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Burf

When you try to burp, but a little vomit comes out.

Person 1 *burfs* “sorry I just burfed.”
Person 2 “what the fuck is a burf?”
Person 1 “sharting of the mouth.”