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the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"
"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."
"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
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the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert
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It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.
"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."
"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."
"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."
"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."
"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
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A nuisance, high IQ “deez nuts” set up. Founded by the sultan of slaps SNAPGHOST.
“Did you hear about Herbert??”
“Who?”
“Herbert you you suck deez nuts”
“Really bruh..”
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A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.
I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.
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Worst Family Guy character ever.
Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!
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