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The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."
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This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
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Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.
Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!
The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force
Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one
to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt
trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
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When your having sex with a girl on a golf course and instead of cumming any where near the girl you jizz into the golf hole
"Last night he totally got a Hole in One
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While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!
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