Magpie

Somebody who talks like a bird and doesn't shut up! They tend to talk fast and loud!!! They also are hard to understand, due to the fact that the sound that comes from their voicebox is more or less like a Raven!!

"My sister went into a magpie mode when I confronted her on inpersonating me when she was stopped by a peace officer while being under the influence of narcotics and having warrants out for her arrest"

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Magpie

When a chick won't shut up during sex, you spread her arms on the bed so she can't move and you shove your dick down her throat until she stops talking.

Hey, how was your night last night?
Pretty good, although my girl wouldn't shut up so I gave her a magpie.

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magpie

yet another word for queer. also can be referred to as fudgepacker

-Did Clayclay just grab your ass?
->Yeah, that guy is such a magpie

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Magpied

One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.

"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"

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Magpie

A sexual act in which a man creates a creampie inside of another mans rectum, then slurps the creampie out and snowball/babybird/spits it into the receiving man's mouth.

Things became very awkward once Brent asked Jamie if he would magpie him later.

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Magpie

strange looking residents of the north
east who support the 'cartoon army'.
a few of this breed who can spell can be found frequenting RTG, a Sunderland fan website. With the governments cash injection to tyneside its hoped a few more will be able to read and write and may well set up there own site.

im a maggpye me lyke, wur in thu chumpeans leege witch prooovfes wur
klass.

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magpie

you may not think so but i can go on like this
all i have to do is close my eyes
and say what i hear

"its really amazing how quickly the weather changes here. i sat in the park yesterday and watched the clouds. a magpie came by really close and stayed for a bit. the closest anyone came this week."

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