Magpied

When a known person swoops in and takes the person you have been chatting up and wanting to take home. The magpie is usually sensational.

I was going to get with this bird and then Dave magpied me.

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Magpied

One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.

"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"

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Magpiely

Magpiely, short for Magpie-like, is the largest fashion & beauty retail brand in Bangladesh.

She went shopping at Magpiely today.

Magpie

Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.

Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc

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MAGPIE

A FUKKING BIRD THAT SWOOPS YOU IN SPRING

AH I GOT ATTACKED BY A MAGPIE TODAY
OR
AH I GOT SWOOPED BY AA MAGPIE TODAY

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magpies

Slang for the Newcastle football team (NUFC), due to their black and white strip.

I support the magpies.

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Magpie

An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.

Person-to-person

"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"

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