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A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”
The most relatable cartoon character known in existence.
Man, I feel like Squidward like,everyday.
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I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward
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when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.
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"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
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He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.
Squidward
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A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.
Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"
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