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father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

468๐Ÿ‘ 232๐Ÿ‘Ž


father

The bastard that brought your poor life into this world.

Mommy, who's my father?
A drunk bastard
Yippee!

by T June 1, 2003

463๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


father

The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family
A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant
Who did not work hard for his family
who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .
A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.
A friggin slacker
The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is

Me: My father was a asshole
Person #2 :Yea so is mine
Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you

by Inahzi March 24, 2007

187๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


father

a sperm donor.

i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay ยฃ1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie

by vixen5 August 30, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


father

someone who will never come back

Father: HEY SON IM GONNA GET SOME MILK FOR UR CEREAL
Som: Don't even bother coming back.

by bollzinurjawz January 3, 2022


Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019


fatherality

fath-er-ality: หˆfรคTอŸHษ™ralษ™tฤ“ (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor

Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality

by mills222 July 29, 2014