Random
Source Code
Random
Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts
In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.
Oh look at those nuns walking down wimbledon high street. Oh wait no they are wimbledon high girls
18👍 8👎
a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton
I miss her
No you don't, she's a wimbledon high girl
3👍 2👎
A Wimbledon High Girl is kind and honest - looks out for others and is taught to put friends before fashion. Yes, you may see her at Wagamama's or any High Street eatery, because any Wimbledon High Girl is appreciative of good food and enjoys these luxuries when she can get them. A WHS girl may be seen chatting to or being comforted by a teacher, purely for the reason that everyone is part of a caring community and they know they are lucky to be part of it. Bright, brave and brilliant.
"Oh look, a Wimbledon High Girl"
"Lucky her."
4👍 6👎
A lesbian who isn't smart enough to get in to Kings and juuls in the bathroom at school. Has never met a male in her life. Outcompeted by Kings girls. However don't be fooled Wimbledon has some famous alumni including Lara Croft and one of the posh totties in St Trinians. A btech LEH. Goes looking for a mate in the Wibbas Down Inn only to leave 3 hours later with a pornstar martini spilled down their top.
Is that a nun walking through Wimbledon? Oh no it's a Wimbledon High School Girl.
12👍 5👎
.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, CBE is a British actor and voice actor. He gained fame primarily through his role as detective Sherlock Holmes in the British crime series Sherlock.
Have you seen wimbledon tennismatch in the new Spiderman Movie?
When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.