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Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.
Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."
"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."
"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
This type of woman is the definition of beautiful. When you look at the stars you see her eyes. This type of beautiful moves your heart to beat in a way that it couldn't beat before. A field of sunflowers doesn't do this beautiful justice and the only comparison that could be made could only be made to an angel. Every aspect of this beauty is perfect including her deep beautiful eyes, her blonde hair, and her soft skin. Only a woman like this has the cutest toes and prettiest smile. There is no other way to define the best beauty than beautiful A.M.
A man was blinded by beautiful A.M. and went into cardiac arrest could only be saved by a kiss.
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When someone is incredibly paranoid and thinks the government is going to destroy the world. This does not change with leader, and things could be going perfectly.
Bill: Some old lady said that Obama was going to turn us all into zombie clones with the H1M1 vaccine.
Chad: Man, she must be really A.M. Radio.
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An unexplainable and extraordinary even that happens around 4 a.m. where sleep deprivation erodes your internal censors and allows you to come out of yourself and create something amazing.
If it wasn't for that 4 A.M. miracle, I wouldn't have finished that paper in time for class.
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Akin to a party foul, 4 A.M fouls are offenses against your friends, strangers and even yourself. Accumulating too many 4 A.M fouls will usually end with either a.) a severe warning by a friend or aware citizen or b.) an arrest by an officer of the law.
4 A.M Foul #21: Mailbox baseball in your own neighborhood
4 A.M. Foul #40: Entering a bar at 4 A.M already drunk.
4 A.M Foul #3: Waking up in your best friend's bed after a drunken night together and puking all over him/her.
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A girl who has lost all sense of decorum and composure in a night club or bar. Spotted dancing on bars or VIP booths, projectile vomiting in the bathroom or back alley.
A 3 A.M. girl has Paris and Lindsay as their patron saints…their libation of choice is whatever they can afford or is purchased for them and they seem to develop an aversion to shoes somewhere around the 3 a.m. hour.
While usually seen at or around 3 a.m. (when the ugly lights come on in the club) there have been sightings as early as 9 p.m.
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The act of going to a womens house and holding her at gun point inorder to gain her trust. And normally has a younger child as a get away driver if things go bad.
Person 1) hey what ever happend to you and KC
person 2) idk but i think we should pull a "2 A.M run" to gain her trust
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