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Someone who is beyond perfect, the true meaning of AWESOME, it is said that aliens were created by one of the very first Allen's and that Angels make a very majestic humm whenever an Allen is around. The fart from an Allen is worth millions of dollars, and the semen however is worth billions. It is even said that if a woman were to swallow the semen of an Allen then she would live very prosperous for her life, or be extremely unlucky depending on the side of the throat it hit. The penis on an Allen does not have to be large in size, the name alone makes woman want more even if he is a small sized person (I feel sorry for that Allen). Lastly all Allen's roll "deep" meaning, if you F*** with one Allen, you just F***ed up.
Dude 1: Bro I want to bust a nut like a Allen, I bet its worth millions!!!
Dude 2: But dude, IT IS WORTH MILLIONS!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 1: Man im sure his Allen cum hit me on the left side, im so F***ed for the rest of my life!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 2: Well damn girl, this n***a must be shootin unlucky shots wit everybody!!
Alien 1: (In weird ass alien talk) I wonder who created us with these big ass penises with ALLEN tatooed on them??
Alien 2: Your an idiot.........
Black Allen: My muh f'n penis is big as shit!!!
Asian Allen: I not so lucky fren, but it still maka dem cum.
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1. Hot, tall, Filipino, with a lanyard, and is so hott that you can bake cookies on him!
Not a jerk, really sweet.
2. "Dream Guy"
3. Cutie
Damn look at Allen. What a cutie.
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A person who is neither considered a person or a dog
Allen is one of the most interesting people to defines
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The most precious person in the world. Having an Allen will make your life much more better. He may be perverted sometimes, but he is amazing. A tall handsome fellow. Be happy that you are his lover. He would do anything to make his sweet partner the happiest they can be, even if it means giving up on things.
"Man... is that girl taken?"
"Hell yeah she is! Don't mess with Allen's lover, dude."
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Allen is the type of dude who is anti-social and has trouble interacting with others which ultimately holds them back with regards to making new friends or getting a signficant other. Allens are usually very intelligent and bright and people like to praise them for being so. Allen is known for being very friendly with kids, sometimes a little TOO friendly and comes off as pushy and creepy and very aggressive at times. Someone who aspires to be someone that he isn't and usually fails in that regard. Allen will typically be different from the crowd of normies by browsing 4chan and having different viewpoints from many of his peers. Allens will often have weird fetishes too such as scat and be attracted to colored and mixed peoples. Overall, an Allen is smart but is very quirky in how he lives his life.
Person 1: Oh dude. It's Allen over there!
Person 2: Yo. He's so smart. I wish I were as smart as him.
Person 3: Yeah, but I heard he's kind of a weirdo and he is a Trump supporter.
Person 1: Maybe we should walk away from him.
person 2: Yeah, let's just admire him from a SAFE distance.
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Allen is the smartest person you will ever know. While maintaining a scrumptious look, his brains are also overflowing with continuous love and knowledge. Allens’ are notoriously excellent in the bedroom, and love to experiment. Allen is the kind of guy to text you non stop for hours because of how much he loves you. Your parents would fall in love with Allen and his scruffy sense of humor. Hands down, loveliest guy you will ever know.
Person A: Who is that man? His butt is simply divine!
Person B: His name is Allen, and he’s quite possibly the most interesting man in the world
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