APC

A Phat Chic:
A woman who is a Fatty
It's funny because the it also means Armoured Personnel Carrier which a pretty damn large.
Also the spelling of fat with a P throws them of the scent (harder to do when it's a hamburger scent). Fat suckers.

Blindman: What a hottertron!
Man with sight: Shut-up knob-end she's an APC

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APC

APC or Actual Physical Control is an abbreviation used by police officers to describe the offense charged to people who are in proximity to a motor vehicle with an alcoholic beverage in their possession. It is usually not considered a jailable offense.

Buddy:"Hey dude I saw your APC in the paper, what happened?"
Bud: "Fuckin walked out to my car holdin a beer to get some smokes and the cops lit me up and wrote me a ticket."

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Apc

The best god damn tribes player... ever

dude, Apc just owned the hell out of me

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APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."