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A highly ritualized form of suicide usually affecting high school juniors. APUSH kills by forcing so many facts, names, and dates into a person's head that it actually explodes.
Sometimes, an APUSH fails to kill the person and instead kills their GPA, leaving them untouchable to all colleges (even those that advertise on TV).
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn Jane. For some reason, she thought that APUSH wouldn't kill her, even though it has already killed so many others."
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APUSH is literally the hardest, worst class you will ever take. my teacher sucked and we were far behind! Passing the exam is hard! You have 80 minutes to answer tons of questions! (about 36 seconds per question!!) and two free response essays and a DBQ. Too many chapters, too much homework, too many tests, and usually TERRIBLE teachers are AP teachers. Goodluck to anyone who takes it! AHHHH It is so stressfullllllllllll!
-Why did she committ suicide?
-She was taking APUSH.
HAHA
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Also called AP US History, Advanced Placement United States History, death, insomnia.
An advanced placement class for history loving Junior or Senior nerds in High School. Also called a suicide class from the countless hours spent outlining each and every outline in the textbook.
A: Damn why do you look so tired?
B: Nigga I was outlining till 4 last night!
A: Ohh what an APUSH nerd!!
B: I love history!
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US History AP.
The Advanced Placement version of the 11th grade history class. Gives the student college credits if s/he scores well on the AP history test at the end of the year.
soooooo you guys taking apush next year?
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A so-called class for high schoolers who wanted a more in-depth class in history to further their interest in history or something nerds take to make their college applications more impressive. People say "how bad can it be?" but 8/10 people will regret every second of their lives after taking it due to the massive amount of summer work and required reading. If you survive the class and get a 4 or 5 on the AP exam, you are one of the lucky ones who didn't lose their $75 payment and hours of free time to the evil CollegeBoard.
Glenn: Hey man! Can I see your schedule!
Colby: Sure!
Glenn: Hmm, looks like a tough year with APUSH along with 3 honors classes and 2 APs more, sure you want to do this?
Colby: Yeah, I think I can do this, I wanna go to Columbia or Harvard, maybe even Stanford or UC Berkeley!
Glenn: Okay, but be prepared for more stress than you've ever felt before. I'm just chilling here with my AP Macroeconomics and AP Psychology.
6 months later: Colby was soon after overwhelmed with 13 missing assignments and ended up behind on his studying for the final AP exam. He pulled off a 3, but just barely.
Used to describe a stupid and incompetent child
A FUCKING IDIOT
"Ay apush gyada gna ezi kotoshi mtcru VORT"
AP US History aka: the second circle of hell.
Usually a class for Juniors, but if you go to a school where you have to take the government HSA in 11th grade, (NORTHERN HIGH SCHOOL) you take it as a sophmore.
Boy: Hey where you going next?
Girl: APUSH
Boy: Oh god, im sorry, Who do you have?
Girl: Tera-natzi
*boy gives girl sympathy hug*
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