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when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face
you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln
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Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
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That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
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the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.
ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln
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getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln
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Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
That girl is so slutty that she probably gets abe lincolned all the time
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