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a wierd and strange beast that is awful in every possible way and she eats a ton and always breaks your bed
boy: oh my god here comes salley
girl :ew ew ew lets get away
boy: yeah like now
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John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.
John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:
John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
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the goofiest man out there. has pictures taken of him eating food in 4k. loves playing video games and being a magnet kid. he's so silly.
eugene salley is so funny!
The female equivalent to the alley oop. Basically, it is an alley oop that end anti climatically with the second player tossing in a lay-up instead of a dunk. Can also be seen outside of womens games in a street game of underskilled, old, or out of shape players.
John: Dude, come on you should have dunked that, it was the perfect alley oop toss, but you punked out.
Phil: Hello, I'm 5 foot 7. . . and can barely touch the net. So I salley ooped it! But two points is two points!
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sally kim loves jason oh so very much even more than thevy.
salley kim loves jason more than thevy does
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A really ugly girl who is really annoying and fat. Everyone says she pretty just to be nice. She’s the most ugliest girl in the world and no guys like her. If she has a boyfriend the guy either feels sorry for her or is just playing her.
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Salley, SC is one big retirement home. A town where people move to die. Salley, SC is home to about 450 people and is known for its annual festival, the Chitlin Strut. The town literally celebrates hog intestines, but in a town so small what else is there to celebrate?
Welcome to salley, south carolina!