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A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!
kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.
jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!
kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?
jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)
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When a automobile begins to accelerate before it is prudent. Most often witnessed at intersections that are controlled by traffic lights when a driver incorrectly assumes that it is his turn to go next.
Driver: Look at that guy raring to go. I'll bet he doesn't know that it's my turn to go next.
<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>
Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.
Acceleration marks are crap stains that you intentionally leave in your underwear. They are in essence, the opposite of skid marks, and are so named accordingly.
All that chilli I ate yesterday has let me do some sweet acceleration marks in my shorts. Just a little scratching is all it takes.
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The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.
Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood
The act of mashing the gas pedal as soon as you see the left turn arrow turn green in your periferal vision, even though you are in the straight lane, causing a moment of embarassment as no fewer than 8 people think less of you as a man
little timmy started to make his left turn, when a man almost ran into him head on after a premature acceleration
The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.
"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."
Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.
When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".
- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"
- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"
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