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An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.
Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
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The act of getting into an accident
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
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a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.
"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'
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Something that happens with out intent.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
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something that can happen after sex. Usally happens when the condom rips.
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An unintended mistake of some kind.
(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
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