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An unintended mistake of some kind.
(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
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Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.
I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?
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You
Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You
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There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*
Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!
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You. Or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbors dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. That is an accident.
Uh, oh, the condom broke. Looks like we're gonna have a little accident.
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Some horrible armpit smell, so bad it smells like expired Axe deodorant turned into acid. Accid smell may take over the entire building in seconds. People say "Accid" smell is usually found in your coworker's overused jacket.
"EVACUATE THE BULDING, DONNA JUST TOOK OF HER ACCID SWEATER"
"When he gets his hands up, that accid smell makes anyone run for their lives"
Dude, your jacket is the definition of accid
Bro, you need some deodorant! You smell accid!!
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there is no accidents, Master Oogway.
Then what am I?
And what are you?
'There is no accidents'
But younger gen Zs and Alphas