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agility

its somin thats fuckin fast!

damn! that bitch has some agility!

by Josh June 4, 2004

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Agilability

The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations

Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0

by Weasle June 3, 2005

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Agility

A stat in World of Warcraft especially important to hunters OR Sylvis.

Man, that's a total agility ring.

by Mr. Popo July 21, 2006

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Agility

The grandmaster pimp daddy of cheese and all things cheddary. Loves to invent new styles of music such as "Slutcore" and "FuckYouCore."

Dude, Agility is such a fucking cheeser, let's listen to some slutcore!

by Strife November 22, 2004

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agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity

No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.

by agilekiller February 3, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


agile beast

"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.

"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?

by death_ramp February 26, 2018