The heroic abilites that are called upon in drunken situations
Ruben had the agilability to hop that fence to evade the 5-0
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A stat in World of Warcraft especially important to hunters OR Sylvis.
Man, that's a total agility ring.
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The grandmaster pimp daddy of cheese and all things cheddary. Loves to invent new styles of music such as "Slutcore" and "FuckYouCore."
Dude, Agility is such a fucking cheeser, let's listen to some slutcore!
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No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.
Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
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When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity
No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.
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"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.
"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?