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1.Chubby Chaser.
2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.
3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.
4.Uses ham for cologne.
So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.
That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.
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When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.
One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.
*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*
Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"
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The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.
One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.
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A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !
Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?
A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
Adjective;
1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).
2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.
Steve: Man I saw Jeff last night with two Moby Dicks!
Tom: Oh no! He is such a Captain Ahab!
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Getting his Ahab on is obsessing about any particular issue; having a single tracked mind or approach
Don't bother talking to Roger right now; you know he's getting his Ahab on about the Met's making the World Series.
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