A true coward. Weak. Cruel and unfair - often bullies women.
'thank god I'm not like alastair, I'm strong and smart'
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A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!
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Alastair is a guy that is really nice, cute, funny, athletic and just really genuine. He is a guy that is very down-to-earth and you can talk to about just about everything. Alastair is a great person that everyone loves and wants to be around. if you find an Alastair, never let him go. Hes perfect!
girl #1: woah hes so perfect! i think im catching feelings-
girl #2: duhh, thats Alastair!
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He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.
WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!
Alastair Aiken
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The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. Iโve seen him do it in grade 4.
Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!
amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.
GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright
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An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids