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Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

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Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

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alternate facts

Lies

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.

by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017

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Alternative facts

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit

A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"

by Keeper of Critters January 28, 2017

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Alternative Facts

(Phrase)
Definition: Things I want to be true
Synonym: Truthful Lies

Alternative facts have been brought forward today which show that death is good for your health.

by Censored Historian January 25, 2017

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alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.

by Bogrimm January 22, 2017

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Alternative Facts

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.

Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.

by Dr. Parrot January 23, 2017

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