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A beautiful young girl who is shy and loves horses, she is usually Irish, and loves a good party. She has usually only two best friends, and is blond, but don't think that means that she is stupid, she is really smart! She has had experience with some horrible people, but knows how to deal with them. She can be a fighter, and make your life living hell. She only likes certain people, and can be bi. Usually criticizes her body.
Guy 1: Damn! Who's that new hot chic?
Guy 2: That's Alyson, she's such a badass!! Call dibs!!
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Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.
Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.
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Alyson has the biggest boobs that you will ever see. She is sexy from head to toe and guys can never stop staring at her. She loves to tease the guys that are all obsessed with her body. Always get Alyson to have sex with you whenever possible, you will not regret it.
Alyson has the biggest boobs I've ever seen.
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Alyson is a BAD BITCHHH, she has a lot of confidence, she strives for greatness.
She carries herself well and is very sexy, Alyson loves food and is really fun to be around.
She is a fine ass girlfriend, very loyal/ride or die. Alyson can be very loud and funny, and really entertaining.
Alyson is a great friend to have she will always have your back and will be there when you need her.
Her vibe is IMMACULATE.
Alyson doesn't give a fuck bout what people gotta say, she always walks with a purpose.
Alyson has a hour glass, slim thick petite with it BODY.
Get yourself and Alyson she is the best to get.
Mike: Where can I find a Alyson
Trey: I just found one
Alyson is the kind of girl who has many friends but she definitely has a best friend and it shows. she's really quiet and doesn't talk at first but once you get to know her she's the best person to talk to ever. once she gets attached to her best friend it's really hard to let go and she loves her best friend so much. she is absolutely stunning and very athletic and muscular.
Alyson's best friend left her and she's been sad for months and doesn't call anyone best friend because best friend is always going to be the title of her best friend.
A bitchy whore.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.
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Alyson’s are usually very nice to begin with, but after a small amount of time they are prone to becoming a backstabber. Although not all of them do it, some even make stuff up about themselves for attention. Again not all of them do this, but some even talk about themselves negatively, not because they believe it, but because they want to show how humble they are, and want to fish for compliments.
Alyson: I’m not that cute, I dong know why you date me.
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
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