Am I Clear

This is something your Father or someone in power over you will ask you to verify that what they just told you is completely understood.

Tommy, you will not use my car to go downtown to score crack again. Am I Clear?

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Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

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am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.

Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up

Am I Ugly...?

BRO NO UR NOT YA ARE DA ✨Most Beautiful✨ Boy/Girl IN THE WORLD! >:)

You: Hey.. Am I Ugly...?
Me: OH HECC NAH U ARE U ARE BEAUTIFUL U-U
You: Thanks but I still think I'm ugly because people call me that...
Me: ...Show me who they are so I can CUT EM' OFF...!

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am i hot

no

am i hot:no
what a loser who searched this

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am i rite

'am i rite' is usually used in a non-serious but humerous come back, using an on-perpose ferudian slip or rhyme to discribe something, and makes sense in context.
This term is usually used in the format of 'more like _______ am i rite?". It originated from the popular forum on Somethingawful.com.
Only a true geek would ever say something like this in real life.

Did you see the latest movie about that fire starting guy? It was action packed and full of excitement.

More like matchstick packed and full of ignitement, am i rite?

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