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JJ & Ambie
A JJ is a guy who is slick like oil.
A Ambie is a girl who is as pure as spring water --Put together they become the first type of Oil & Water that can actually mix together.
"Hey Greg, Did you hear they created JJ & Ambie as a replacement for gas? Putting them together they'll burn forever!"
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A person who does not have a preference of Taco Bell or Taco Bueno and would be happy to eat at either restaurant.
Hey Chuck, I want to grab some Mexican food for lunch, I am ambi-mextrous so I don't care if we go to Bell or Bueno. What is your preference?
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ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.
Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
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Someone who nobs both of their hands.
(Originator- Steve Mansfield)
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
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One who can competently finger bang with both hands. Usually a guitar player or other musician.
There's no need to worry my arms broken, I'm an ambi-banger.
Some one who does high fives, as well as low fives.
Dude Josh is such an ambi-fiver.
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when a singer and/or songwriter goes multi-platinum.... twice.
For instance, Carrie Underwood
"Did you hear that she just went ambi-platinous?"
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