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Cancer

What? Are the Americans not cancerous?

by ilikemayonags April 16, 2022

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Americans

The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!

George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.

So before you diss the Americans, think of this.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D

*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through

by mkay* February 20, 2009

147πŸ‘ 169πŸ‘Ž


Americans

Dumb arse

Americans are dumb arses

by Jdjdmsjxhuckdoels December 26, 2019

24πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Americans

Brainless creatures claiming to be superior to so called ''Bri'ish'' citizens. Their IQ, averaging 2, lets them be compared to twitter users: both absolutely stupid. The degenerates often mock the British, saying things like 'Want a bo'o'woa?' and pretending to be 'chavs' or 'roadmen'. Not only are their imitations horrible, but their accents are shit, deeming their act stupid and unfunny. If you want to laugh at someone, please, I beg, make it funny- or at least entertaining. There are a few different species of Americans, so far a few have been discovered: The Karens, The Edgy Teenagers, The so called 'Bullies', The pick-me girls, The VSCO girls, and of course, Charli D'amelio (Any females dancing on tiktok are classified under this category). Now, I don't know why Americans are so happy about their 'McDonald's' and 'KFC' if they lack Greggs and have probably never had a good roast dinner or a good cuppa. In conclusion, I guess that Americans are British People are comparable: maybe even similar, American's just have considerably bigger egos. (jk Americans can be decent but if you commonly practise tiktok dances i am scared of you)

''Oh shit the Americans are cancelling me on twitter.''
''Fuck Americans.''

by 420UnfunnyPixelSimp69 August 23, 2021

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Americans

Stupid assholes that think they’re the richest and the smartest even though there obese pieces of shit.

Those americans are shit.

by I need lots and lots of sleep May 21, 2018

22πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Americans

Awesome people who shall one day rule the world due to their awesomeness.

"Dude, those Americans are bad ass. They just took over France and all they had to do was throw shit at them."

"Wow, I wouldn't fuck with America."

by RoguePA December 5, 2007

189πŸ‘ 351πŸ‘Ž


Americans

Stupid deluded neeks, they don't think of or know of any other country, they have the energy of set 8 year 7s, they're the laughing stock of the world and they think people llike them. Their accents are the most annoying thing I've ever heard like what is "wader" "dood" and they think they can talk when their country is ran by a racist orange rapist...yikes no, please take several seats and go eat a burger. They are all pussios and use guns and cant fight.

Some random american nitty-you wouldnt last a day in america doood, ya'll will get shawt dawg

Every other sane person-Americans are tapped.

by borisisapussio July 7, 2020

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž