Sex that is done perfectly or meticulously.
I have OCD, so i always have anal sex.
it's like having a dick in your ass, or having a shit backwards
Girl 1: What's anal sex like?
Girl 2: It's like having anal. A dick in your ass.
The closest you can get to being gay, but still not being gay.
Fred:I just had anal sex with my girlfriend last night.
Bob:That's kinda gay.
this is like, sex in the butt.
"I like anal sex with my coffee in the morning."
The ultimate form of birth control.
And much cheaper than condoms.