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Top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible.
A: "Do you know who was appointed Annoyer-in-Chief... Your ex-lover Cindy."
B: "Rats!"
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An imposter in the energy markets masquerading as a genuine trader. Throws out a host of pathetic off market numbers in an attempt to give his company some 'presence'. Believes the hospitality received by brokers should be at least ten fold what he pays in commisions. A fake, a charlatan.
The market is +5 bid, the Annoyance puts out a -463 bid. The market is +10 offered, the Annoyance puts out a +862 offer. Someone slap the Annoyance.
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Someone who when your instant messageinging always tells you something annoying or boring.
Hidey: wassup
Molly: My turnips are growing really fast now!
Hidey: Your such an IM annoyance.
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When two gay men are having anal sex and the man giving it doesn't have the courtesy to give a reach around.
The sex was awful, he was ramming that shit up my ass and he forgot the reach around!! Talk about Annoyance 101 !!
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A video annoyer is a person who is trying to ruin a video that is being recorded. They usually do this by running into the shot or making loud noises.
I can't make my vlog because of that video annoyer.
that feeling you get when you have been denied an orgasm.
I was beginning to feel milky annoyance.
"He would not let me orgasm!"
"Ugh, I hate milky annoyance."
A bureaucratic government department that regulates a dubious service that the public could do without, especially requiring forms that are impossible to fill in or obtain, or when a visit for a trivial affair takes up a whole morning.
My passport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the Ministry of Annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.
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